What happen when Pepper Ann tries to buy a comic book?
Look at the date. Nineteen. Ninety. Fucking. EIGHT.
Pepper Ann knew what was up before anyone else.
god the first time I went into a local comic book shop the asshole at the counter (keep in mind he looked like he was in his mid 30s and I was about 14) grilled me on Hellboy when I bought the Blood & Iron DVD and asked me what my favourite character was etc. only to tell me I was wrong and stupid each time for each answer
I got my DVD but I left crying
solution: next time I see some neckbeard grilling a girl in a comic shop I’m going to jump in and fuck the guy up and recommend the best of whatever trade to that kid like yeah gurl let’s fuck up the comic patriarchy
the sexual tension when u and ur crush are online on fb at the same time and u just stare at their lil green dot
and suddenly you know what gatsby felt like
This is actually the most profound and appropriate literary allusion I’ve encountered so far this week.